What Does NASA stand for ? Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong
p=person (not original ''pun'')
p1:hey girl p2: i got a bf! p1: well i got a lamborghini aventador, a bugatti super sports, a yacht and a private plane. p2: bf stand for breakfast. p2: oh and also where did you get all that stuff? p1:gta5 p2: you motherfucker!!! (communications with this person are now blocked)
Symptoms of Schizophrenia The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize, because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions Hallucination
Symptoms of Schizophrenia The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize, because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions Hallucinations
friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand so it can't stand up.
me: nah it's just two tired.
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other "What do you think about that mad cow disease". The other replies "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole.".
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's cuz god created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes
Apparently Steven Hawkins was a stand up kind of guy
Could it be ligma. Ligma balls daddy
What collage can Stephen Hawking not attend to? “Stand” Ford university. :3
Julius’s wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).
I can’t stand disabled Jokes...
Neither can they😂
stand wait no
I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline, maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove
Why do u make fun of disabled people they
cant stand up for themselves.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up. Class: *no one stands up* Teacher: Oh c'mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room* Little Johnny: *stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you're dumb? Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you're standing alone.
I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex's perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! after all, they can't even stand up for themselves
