Newest Stairs Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

How do you know that Americans hate exercise? 9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?!

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs

there’s no hope.

I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower

I somehow broke more than 206

I broke 342

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tryed to fight me so i said: IF you wanna fight me ill run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs ill already be down the stairs waiting and he started crying

sams mum is so fat when she fell down the stairs i thought east enders finished

goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs and he said dam 🦫

What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper. What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over? A penguin falling down the stairs.

When i was going downstairs Sum Ting Wong fell and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened

How do Asian parents name there baby? Hey drop a pot down a flight of stairs.

Shut the fuck up u fat bitch u always like to roast others but u cant walk up the stairs whithout passing out u fat stupid bitch and i caught you break into someones house just to steal a peace of candy fat ass bitch.

your mum so fat she broke the stairs down to the frigde

How do you know when Helen Keller is home? Answer; When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!

Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!” Kid: “Whatever” Principal: Why did you have to swear” Because of that one demerit!” Kid; “Doesn't matter!” Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!” Kid: “Oh well!” Principle: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!” Kid: “Im try not to kill myself!”