Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."
Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."
So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"
The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"
The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"
Do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening.
Put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs.
What goes white, black, white, black, red?
A zebra falling down the stairs.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs?
Because he fell off his wheelchair.
