Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that?
because he was too short!! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
Think about you are so fucking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What goes White, Black, White, Black, Red?
A Zebra falling down the stairs.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? ....... A boner..
life as an elevator has its ups and downs
What's wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
Presidents: are normal physically
Biden: t r i p s o v e r a f u c k i n g s t a i r
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear!!!!!!
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love." I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
I love stairs. They always bring me up
i hate stairs their always up to something
How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
How do Asian parents name there baby? Hey drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
do you know why i dont like stairs.....they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
Dont trust stairs... They are always up to something
What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper. What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over? A penguin falling down the stairs.
