Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face. For instance, when you push them down the stairs
What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper. What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over? A penguin falling down the stairs.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What goes White, Black, White, Black, Red?
A Zebra falling down the stairs.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? ....... A boner..
What's wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear!!!!!!
Be grateful: You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
I love stairs. They always bring me up
do you know why i dont like stairs.....they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath. The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car," said the little boy. The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl. A few seconds later the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?" "Sure," said the little boy. The little boy's mother was down stairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said. "Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
Dont trust stairs... They are always up to something
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs. "For the last time Superman, get out of my bar, you're drunk and the only person here that can fly!" The man with glasses frowns. "Where did all the others go, then?"
