Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. This joke is funny because it plays on the sad fact that orphans don't have a home to run to, unlike baseball players who run to "home" base. It's dark, I know, but that's the point. You probably thought orphanages were a thing of the past. Well, bucko, in 2019, there were over 400,000 kids in foster care in the US alone. So next time, try to keep up, alright?
Poo
Lame but funny!