When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Comment your favorite sport.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
