Sports jokes
I like balls.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
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Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Comment your favorite sport.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.