Sports jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Memes
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I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Comment your favorite sport.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.