Sports jokes
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Memes
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Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Comment your favorite sport.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.