Sports jokes
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
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Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
I like balls.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.