Sports jokes
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
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Why was the stadium so hot?
Because all the fans left!
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can’t find home.
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.