Sports jokes
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
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Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Comment your favorite sport.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.