Sports jokes
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
I like balls.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
🅱️haq
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!