Sports jokes
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.
"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.
"Boxing?"
"No, ... hurdles."
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.