Sports jokes
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. “No,” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.” “This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?” The neighbor says, “Well, actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.” “Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible... But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?” The man shakes his head. “No,” he says. “They’re all at the funeral.”
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.