Sports jokes
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
Cleveland Browns
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.