Sports jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
Cleveland Browns
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
-"I want my quarterback."
Want to hear a joke?
Ohio State football.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.