Sports jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
Cleveland Browns
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
-"I want my quarterback."
Want to hear a joke?
Ohio State football.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.