What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
-"I want my quarterback."
Sports Jokes
Want to hear a joke?
Ohio State football.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.
"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.
"Boxing?"
"No, ... hurdles."
