Sports jokes
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
What is a Mexican's favorite sport??
Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That’s not funny, you know Billy doesn’t have any arms and legs.”
Boys: “I know, we need a third base.”
Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.