Sport jokes
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
Messi is really messy.
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
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