Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
Memes
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
China should be a baseball team.
Awesome, amazing game!
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.