Sport jokes
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.