Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Awesome, amazing game!
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
China should be a baseball team.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.