Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Sport Jokes
China should be a baseball team.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Pool table.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
