Sport jokes
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Memes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
China should be a baseball team.
Awesome, amazing game!
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.