Sport jokes
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
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Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.