Sport jokes
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
Memes
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
I want to di... dive! Yeah!
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!