Sport jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.