Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Sport Jokes
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Comment your favorite sport.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
I want to di... dive! Yeah!
