Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Sport Jokes
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
