Sport jokes
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Memes
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.