Sport jokes
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...