Sport jokes
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
I left Twitter for a while, and when I tried to log back in, I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter.
Sadly, my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Manchester City is gay.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.