Manchester City is gay.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball? Because he didn’t know where home was
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Like if you RIP Shane Warne 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
Siu!!
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Who does an orphan play soccer with...
No one
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
