Sport

Sport jokes

Penaldo

I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.

Nba

What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA.

Kobe

Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!

Me: Why? They don't land well together?

Golf

What happened when the dog played golf?

He hit the ball into the ruff.

Memes

Guy

Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.

He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"

Ball

I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.

And then it hit me.

Soccer

We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"

Jesus

Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.

Potato

What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Lemonade stand

My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”

Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”

Shooter

Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.

Wrestling

I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.