Sport jokes
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Memes
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.