Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
they didnt understand me
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Tyson?
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.