Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Sport Jokes
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Messi is really messy.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
