Sport jokes
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What is baseball?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...