Sport jokes
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.