Sport jokes
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
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A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.