Sport jokes
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.