Sport jokes
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Memes
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.