Sport jokes

Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.

Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.

A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t run home.

Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't have a home.

Why do midgets run on balls?

Because the grass tickles them.

Why can’t Asians play baseball?

Because they can’t see the ball.

I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.

Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?

Because they ate all the bats!

I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬

Why do orphans not play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?

A: They keep breaking records!

Why do people play soccer?

Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.

Fuck the Green Bay Packers!

Why can’t orphans have phones?

Because it has a home button.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

Why do orphans hate cricket?

Because they can't get a "homerun."

Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!

Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

Ben: I don't know.

Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.

I left Twitter for a while, and when I tried to log back in, I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter.

Sadly, my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt. Shame on you, Penaldo!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.