Sport jokes
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.