Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Why did the baseball player go to jail? Because he stole first base
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Q: what is a box favourite sport
A: box-ketball
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddy's job title?
A masterbator
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
What do cheetah like? Sports
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball , the orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat
there are women complaining about being r@ped. JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLIES WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
