Sport jokes
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
Memes
BIJAN WON DOAK
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Lessi
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.