Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
Memes
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.