Sport jokes
I left Twitter for a while, and when I tried to log back in, I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter.
Sadly, my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
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The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
For Da Boys
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
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What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.