Sport jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Memes
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!