Sport jokes
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
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I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.