Sport jokes
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
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Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.