Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
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If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
