Sport jokes
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
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What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.