Sport jokes
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
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Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.