Sport jokes
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.
Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!