Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
