Sport jokes
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
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Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.