Sport jokes
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
Memes
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.