Sport jokes
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.