Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
