Sport jokes
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.