Sport jokes
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.