Sport jokes
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Memes
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
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Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.