Sport jokes
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.