Sport jokes
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
Memes
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.