Sport jokes
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
Memes
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
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Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.