Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
