Sport jokes
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Memes
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
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Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!