Sport jokes
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."