Sport jokes
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.