Sport jokes
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."