Sport jokes
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear