Sport jokes
I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
MISSING!! MISSING!! 🚨
Name-pionel PESSI Missing: 09/03/2021 vs Madrid Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty"
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, St etienne
Last seen- Alaba’s Pocket
⚠️ ⚠️: don’t walk around with pens
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.