I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!
Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?
A: Because they were fencing.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
