Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
South's losing to Broncos. š¹
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
Because they didnāt have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescuešØāš. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghostingš»
- Divingš¬
- Complaining to teammatesš”
- Complaining to refsš¤¬
- Missing sittersš¤¦āāļø
- Gets a lucky open net tapinā½ļø
- Proceed to get š shouts
- Repeatš
People with REAL ball knowledge know heās just an overrated tapin merchant š
MISSING!! MISSING!! šØ
Name-pionel PESSI Missing: 09/03/2021 vs Madrid Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty"
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, St etienne
Last seen- Alabaās Pocket
ā ļø ā ļø: donāt walk around with pens
Why canāt the orphan play baseball?
It canāt find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!