Sport jokes
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
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Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹