Sport

Sport jokes

I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.

What has 4 legs and two gloves?

All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️

What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?

Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."

What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?

Orphan: "My Parents."

The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.

He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.

Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?

My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.

I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.

Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?

'Cause they'll eat the bat!