Sport jokes
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
I like dicks... sporting goods.