Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.