What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Sport Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
