What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
why cant orphans play base ball cuz they cant run home
Why can't orhapns play base ball? Because they can't find home
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? The NBA
Girl: boys are like sports they get played
Boy: girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports? America
Why should China be a baseball team? Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
