Sport jokes
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.