Sport jokes
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
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If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.