Sport jokes
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.