What's got 6 legs, 3 arms, and 3 heads?
The finish line at the Boston marathon.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
Why do orphans never play baseball? Cause they can never get a home run.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize why now she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her,but she was only able to give 50.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Whats the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies I dont have a sports car in my garage
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
