Sport jokes
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.