Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Who does an orphan play soccer with...
No one
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
What do you call ball drama?
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
WHAT IS A UNBORN BABIES OLIMPIC SPORT... DODGE THE COATHANGER
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
