Sport jokes
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
Fat Lever.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Pool table.
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants? Because they always get a hole in one!
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!