Sport jokes
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
A ball hit me in the vagina.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)