Space jokes
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon?
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.