Space jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.