Space jokes
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
Memes
Random post #5 (you can dislike it. i dont rlly care actually…)
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!