Uranus is blue from lack of service.
So here’s Uranus where’s my anus
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
Today my idiot brother screamed, "Ahhhhh, I'm dead!" But it wasn't really, so I decided to make it a reality until my sister came...
AND HELPED ME! - for once, but then two minutes later my mom showed up. We killed him right in front of her, and she screamed! "Donuts and pizza for you and more if you go to Mrs. Roberts' house and say hi and bye to Daddy!!!!!" And she hands us both a sharp tool, and I say, "What about Tommy??!!! Aren't you MAD!!!!!!!" Then she replied, "Who's THAT!!??? Coz he ain't mine. His name is Tommy, Tommy Roberts."
So then me and my sister visit Mrs. Roberts, and she said, "Oh, this isn't anything important. Go home!" So then my sister and I say hi! and do a countdown. After that my Nike white jumper had turned red! IT WAS A MUCH BETTER COLOUR, MUM SEEMED TO APROVE AS WELL! 😊😊😊 But then the police question us where daddy was, so then Mom said....................... oh he's moved on! So then the police officer was like, "Ahem, ma'm where!" SO THEN I BELLOWED.......................... UP - UR -A##. And we got let off the hook, then we moved oh and we k!lled the cop 2 and oh did i meantion we HAD a maid, and a landlord and a cat but they were all 2 annoying so we got rid of them and now our new backyard is very smellyyy and i dont think there is enoff space to put muummy anymore so now i dont think sissy will fit either🧐 i will ask my neibour nessy she'll obviously say YES or ill........................................
ok like for part two☺☺☺
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
The earth is not round.
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science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrappers
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon? Because there's no space jam
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
