Space jokes
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day.
They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.
The angel said, "Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today, so I must decide which one of you will be admitted."
The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly took off her top and said, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."
The Angel thanked Dolly and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth, the same question.
The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever, and flushed it without saying a word.
The Angel immediately said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven."
Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations, and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode, and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?"
"Sorry, Dolly," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are."
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
Jupiter
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
----> [] get in the door.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.