What is an astronaut’s favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong Started cuming in space.
The Milky Way
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common? Both stare off into space
whats nasa’s grosest mision PROBING URANUS
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger but winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers. Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest watching the Space Shuttle Challenger and be like, “Talking about dodge a bullet.”
Everyone: What does NASA mean ? NASA’s response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean ? Arinator’s response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
My joke: You have to guess answers come at 3:00 Why did the cow jump in space
Hint… it smelled it fav food 🍱 and saw his futu
That hint was technically the whole awnser can you guess in 3 hours lol I will be posting every time and my give away starts at 5:00 my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs
kapteyn = captain
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common? They are both concerned about “Klingons near Your anus”.
What is an astronauts fav button? A space bar
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
How do u throw a space party?
You plan-et hahahaha get it?