What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
What’s the darkest point in the universe? The inside of a KFC
What do you call the space inbetween Kim Kardashians breasts.
Silicon valley.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipes it!
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
hubble just spotted something huge coming out of uranus
What music do Astronauts Listen to?
Nep-Tunes
What did Earth say to the other planets? -- "You guys have no life!"
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training programme.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Bros hair looks like buzz lightyear to it to infinity and beyond.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
IF You Faked The Moon Mission Don't Apollo gise.
What’s Joe Biden’s favorite arcade game? Space Invaders
What's an astronauts favorite candy? A Milky Way!
