Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training programme.
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock !
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some SPACE...".
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IF You Faked The Moon Mission Don't Apollo gise.
What's an astronauts favorite candy? A Milky Way!
Astronauts just found water on mars! Mars: 1 Africa: 0
uranus floats around in space
Bros hair looks like buzz lightyear to it to infinity and beyond.
When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
Why can't you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!
Why was the astronaut 👩🚀 washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch 🚀🥪.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that??
Why is E.T. better than an orphan? Because he found his way home
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
what do astronauts eat off of................ a satellite dish
