Space jokes
He: "Do you know you have a space in your uterus?"
She: "How can I resolve this?"
He: "Get a Cancer!"
Do you know what I found in my letter soup? A space.
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?
He waves his arms like a space invader.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
The earth is not round.
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What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.