If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?
Dave: No.
Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
