Space jokes
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?
Dave: No.
Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.