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Bar

Anonymous

What is an astronaut’s favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!

Chocolate

Anonymous

What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? A marsbar!

Milky Way

Anonymous

What do you call it when Neil Armstrong Started cuming in space.

The Milky Way

Moon

D......fickenkid

What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?

An “Astronut”

High

Anonymous

What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common? Both stare off into space

Uranus

uranus

whats nasa’s grosest mision PROBING URANUS

Win

Anonymous

A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger but winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers. Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest watching the Space Shuttle Challenger and be like, “Talking about dodge a bullet.”

Means

i think we all Arinators

Everyone: What does NASA mean ? NASA’s response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean ? Arinator’s response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

Movie

Anonymous

How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?

50

Cow

Anonymous

What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!

Cow

Hannah p

My joke: You have to guess answers come at 3:00 Why did the cow jump in space

Hint… it smelled it fav food 🍱 and saw his futu

That hint was technically the whole awnser can you guess in 3 hours lol I will be posting every time and my give away starts at 5:00 my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs

Captain

Anonymous

kapteyn = captain

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Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.

People

Killfloyd67

What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah

Puns

Anonymous

Do you know what I found in my letter soup?

A space.

Common

D......fickenkid

What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common? They are both concerned about “Klingons near Your anus”.

Bar

Anonymous

What is an astronauts fav button? A space bar

Puns

Anonymous

I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

Party

dev

How do u throw a space party?

You plan-et hahahaha get it?

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