Space jokes
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?
He waves his arms like a space invader.
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
He: "Do you know you have a space in your uterus?"
She: "How can I resolve this?"
He: "Get a Cancer!"
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.