Space jokes
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?
He waves his arms like a space invader.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.