Space jokes
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
damn they did them durty
He: "Do you know you have a space in your uterus?"
She: "How can I resolve this?"
He: "Get a Cancer!"
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
The earth is not round.
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Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
kapteyn = captain
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.