Astronauts just found water on mars! Mars: 1 Africa: 0
When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
Why was the astronaut 👩🚀 washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch 🚀🥪.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that??
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it ya it's Bad:)
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole
Why is E.T. better than an orphan? Because he found his way home
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
what do astronauts eat off of................ a satellite dish
I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
Yo forehead so big NASA thought it was mars
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock !
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
How does you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon...?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned
