Space jokes
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?
He waves his arms like a space invader.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.