I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
Yo forehead so big NASA thought it was mars
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
Bob: Hey bud remember we're going to space! Carol: really? I forgot to planet.
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it ya it's Bad:)
How does you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it
What's a aliens favorite computer key?
the space bar!
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon...?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon? The cow didn’t make it
My son, who is into astronomy, asked my how stars die i said usually from a overdose
How do you organise a space themed birthday party?
You planet
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency
What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common??
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
When a asteroid is coming to kill us all: 98.9% of the population: OMG WERE ALL GONNA DIE 1% of the population: eh.. I neber had any friends anyway. Alia: ROLL THE INTRO
Where do alien Cows come from?
-the Milky Way
