Neil Armstrong jokes
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.