Neil Armstrong jokes

Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.

What does NASA stand for?

Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.

What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?

The Milky Way.

Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"

Not Stephen Hawking.

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What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.

I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.

Neil before me.

NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.

I’m so annoyed by those people who just believe in anything they hear. This is a conversation I had a few days ago.

Idiot: "The moon landing was faked! So unbelievably fake!" Me: "You believe in the moon? Stupidass."