Neil Armstrong jokes

Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.

What does NASA stand for?

Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.

What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?

The Milky Way.

Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"

Not Stephen Hawking.

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.

Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.

NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.