Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon? Because there's no space jam
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Where do otters come from? Otter space.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Which type of nut goes to outer space? An astro-nut.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
