Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Which type of nut goes to outer space? An astro-nut.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
THE MILKY WAY!1!!1!!!11!!!111!!!111!!!11!!1111!1111!1!
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
What do you call a spacemanβs willy?
A Shuttlecock!
