Space jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
You sat on a chair with Uranus.