Why is Saturn richer than other planets? It has a ring!
Why is pluto a dwarf planet
Because it looks like a g- nome
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite. And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to the they get orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine." The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked "Now what?"
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common? Both stare off into space
Yo forehead so big NASA thought it was mars
whats nasa's grosest mision PROBING URANUS
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor
Why did Saturn have rings
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
Why do planets circle the son?
Cuz they like the game of ring- around the- rosy.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
your so fat that your as big as UY Scuti
hay look its uranus coming from the sky
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus and other genders came right from uranus
kapteyn = captain
Knock Knock moon, GIVE ME CHEESE
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense)
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
What is an astronauts fav button? A space bar
well i guess exoplanets never had some exoloration 🤣🤣🤣
why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space. because he wants to planet the seed🤣🤣🤣
