Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
Space Jokes
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
