What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Where do otters come from? Otter space.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
