What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What was Stephens hawking last words? I'm lagging
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
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I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way š±
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Sun.
Where did the moon go to space? To the moon!
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
