Space jokes
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
Jupiter
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.