Space jokes
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]