why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because its a battlefield
yo mama so fat she dont need the internet because she is already world wide
I hate prom in Alabama, they always say “uhh actually this is our family reunion” WE ARE IN ALABAMA SO THEY ARE THE SAME
I was in the mood for some dark meat so I called my black friend.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet cuz she is worldwide
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger 'a minor'
You’re hairlines so far back that Dora the explorer couldn’t find it
your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
So today i heard a friend say she had a stalker, i can confirm i ́ve never seen a stalker following her.
Hickory Dickory Dock My wife avoids my cock She's losing her and having an affair So I had to slap Chris Rock
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke
Ur mom is so fat that when she fell on the Sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up
yo mama so ugly Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjustu
My therapist once said, 'time heals all wounds' So I stabbed him. Now we wait...
Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.
why do we tell actors to break a leg ... so they can get in the cast!
why was the T-rex so angry?You would be angry too,if you’re arms were to short to masterbaute.
I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf...
So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.
I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.
