Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.
SOS Jokes
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.
So here's the joke. A bear walks into a bar and sits down and then....then..........then................................zzzz
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
