SOS jokes

When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.

What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?

I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!

What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?

"Stop it! It hertz so much!"

Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?

So the police can see that he’s white.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breathe through something so small?"

Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?

Because it's a battlefield.

Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.

They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.

Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"

I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.

Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.

I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."

I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.

Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.

Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!

Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.

My therapist once said, "time heals all wounds." So I stabbed him. Now we wait...

Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.

Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.