Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
SOS Jokes
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
My therapist once said, "time heals all wounds." So I stabbed him. Now we wait...
Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."
I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf.
So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.
I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"
My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...
She couldn't do either!
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
