Yo mama so clumsy she gave birth to you.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Israel is so fat when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he says "the one on the roof"š
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICEā
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog
A guy told a beautiful girl "hey I want to make love to you if I throw 2000$ when you go to pick it up that's when I'll go is that okay?" She called her husband and he said "okay but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down" Four hours later she shows up to her house and tell her husband "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS"
My wife hates that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
I know why asain's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly
I wore a purple outfit to school and sum indian kid called me thanos so I called him vision and tryed pulling the red dot off his head.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting ā9!ā
That's the best I've done so far.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Today, I operated on a little girl, she needed O- negative blood. We didnāt have any, but her twin sister has O- negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didnāt think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, āso when will I dieā? she thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
My dad told me "No electronics at the table", so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."
Why are womenās feet so small? So they can stand closer to the sink
