SOS Jokes

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?

Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!

Why was the rapper always in shape?

Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!

Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"

They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!

Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!

Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.