Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped the rapist was the one getting PTSD...
Rapeboat so fat became yo momma look thin
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon grow up!
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard? - so they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection
Your So Skinny that People Can't even See you
Your gene pool is so shallow you could break your neck diving in.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom. Because it was so poopy.
why should you wrap your hampsters in duct tape? so they dont explode when you fuck them.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could COUNT his BARS
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID... but it REALLY works
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to COUNT his BARS
My sister is so stupid she thought LBJ was a blow job
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than chinatown.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rapboats diet.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always COUNT his BARS
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could NAVIGATE his way through the RAP GAME
