yo mama so poor that when she went kfc she had to lick other peoples fingers
Yo mamma so fat I can see where you got in from now
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler? “Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed so I went to KFC instead, their monkey enclosure is better anyway
Your hairline is so far back just like ur dad is from u
Yo mamma so fat she the reason Dino’s became extinct
Yo mama so disgusting, that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
why is it so punny when sans tells a joke in the evening?because a SANSET is happening.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped poop exploded everywhere
yo mama so fat when the rock hit her with a rock bottom her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out her belly
Yo mama so fat that John cena couldn’t get her down with a attitude adjustment
yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man her bowls fell out
Why are gay ppl so bad at math? Because they cant multiply.
Yo mama so short when she tried sniffing cocaine she couldn’t get high
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light he asked her to move out the way
Your mama is so stupid she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept
Yo mamma so fat that Thanos had to snap his finger twice to get her out of Existence
Yo mamma so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t
Yo mamma so short that when tried to sniff meth she couldn’t get high
