Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to COUNT his BARS
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
