in the hospital i saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep the icu was going beep beep beep i think thats why she cant sleep so I turned it of shes asleep forever now nighty night
What does Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common? They both come on little white crackers
yo mamas so fat when she went to the beach in a blue dress everyone screamed tsunami
As a older brother I always gave my little sister advice. I always said to your best and never quit. So one day I went to her room I see my sister giving married me blow jobs. I ask what are you doing the married men said she is giving us blow jobs because our wives don't do it. My sister said you tole me to do your best and my best is to suck them dry. As a brother I couldn't be more prouder.
As a straight son one day I ask my mom have your ever quit in something that you did before. My mom said no I never quit in anything. So ask my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said what did I say quitters are for spitters.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work
Why did the AI go to school? To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"! Ha Ha Ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy fellow humans.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone
yo mama so thick they need an air carrier to take her places
yo mama so ugly that if she went on stage the show would instantly say and thats a wrap
your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you
Blonde starts new job at local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.... The gentleman has a good look round before saying to the blonde 'it looks perfect....But Cargo space?' To which she instantly replied 'Oh I'm Sorry sir, Car only for road.
yo mama so fat she has her on gravitational pull
yo mama so fat she was the asteroid that killed the dinos
yo mama so fat when she go's to the shoe store she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL
Yo mama so fat she needs 17 iPhone to take a selfie
Bro your hairline so far back not even Dora the explorer can find it
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
Ur so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction (joke from the internet)
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he only cums once a year.
