Dad: Hey son wanna here a joke?
Son: Sure thing, dad!
Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbors dog!
Son: I don't get the joke, dad.
Dad: It's my life son! My life is the joke.
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George"
Son: Dad I had sex for the first time. Dad: Would you like to talk about it? Son: Sure Dad: Sit down and lets talk about it. Son: I can't my butt hurts.
son: can i go to my friends mum? mum: no! son: dad was right i am a son of a bitch! mum: bad news but your adopted!!
"Dad? What's dark humor?" "See that man with no arms over there son, tell him to clap." "But daddy, I'm blind."
son: Dad i know i’m adopted dad: well how do you know son: i found the adoption papers dad: that is for your mum
if you know you know
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
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