Song jokes
Guess what song this is from:
"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,
Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,
Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.
I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."
I can tell a joke :)
Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
Memes
Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.