Song jokes
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Me: September is here!
[Labor Day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
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What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!