Song jokes
Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.