Song jokes
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.