I can tell a joke :)
Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
