Song jokes
What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?
"You are not alone."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.
What's a Mexican's favorite song?
"I Walk the Line."
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada du energy
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP
....energy
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."