What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What do you call a musician đ©âđ€ who drinks soda and sings đ€ at the same time?
A popsinger.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into? Country.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breath taking.
whats a child abusers favorite song
JUST BEAT ITT
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It
Oompa Loompa Doobity doo I got a glock and itâs pointing at you
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what itâs like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They donât know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphanâs family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter âfâ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphanâs least favorite song? We are Family.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite type of music? House.
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Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite store? Home Depot.
Whatâs an orphanâs favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Fosterâs.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because itâs the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.