Song jokes
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.
Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Memes
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.