Song

Song Jokes

Wheelchair

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."

Africa

How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?

Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."

Wife

what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.

Body

What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...

Let the bodies hit the floor.

Wife

I thought my wife was joking when she said she was gonna leave me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I'm a believer,” but then I saw her face.

Wrist

Tomorrow is Christmas, and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (Yes, this was inspired by a Fall Out Boy song.)

Tree

Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.

Depression

Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T

Disabled

What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?

"They see me rolling, they hatin'."

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  • Cover

    Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...

    His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...

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  • Suicide

    When someone tells me to kill myself,

    Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.

    Down Syndrome

    I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

    Yo mama

    yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"

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