Song jokes
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
I'm going to do a song that's called "Falling" by Trevor Daniel... so here it goes.
My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything Talk to me, I need to hear you need me like I need ya Fall for me, I wanna know you feel how I feel for you, love Before you, baby, I was numb, drowned out pain by pouring up Speeding fast on the run, never want to get caught up Now you the one that I'm calling Swore that I'd never fall again, don't think I'm just talking I think I might go all in, no exceptions, girl, I need ya Think I'm out of my mind, 'cause I can't get enough Only one that I give my time, 'cause I got eyes for ya Might make an exception for ya, 'cause I been feeling ya Think I might be out of my mind, I think that you're the one My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything I'll never give my all again 'Cause I'm sick of falling down When I open up and give my trust They find a way to break it down Tear me up inside, and you break me down.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.