Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
What is a suicide packs favorite song... Let the bodies hit floor
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back
What is Wacko Jacko's favourite David Bowie song?
Boys Keep Swinging
Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T
i thought my wife was joking when she said she was gunna leave me because i wouldn’t stop singing “im a believer” but then i saw her face
Tomorrow is Christmas and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (yes this was inspired by a Fallout boy song)
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died... His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
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What do you call an elf that sings: A Wrapper
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day, he told me he was into rock music. Told me his favorite song was Down With The Syndrome. Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
What's kobe favorite song. It's going down for real
Mary had a little lamb chick chick bam no more lamb
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What did micheal Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
this is so sad, Alexa play despacito
What is the twin towers least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing"
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "we are family"
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What's the depressed person's favorite song? Van Halen - Jump
