What is Wacko Jacko's favourite David Bowie song?
Boys Keep Swinging
Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T
Tomorrow is Christmas and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (yes this was inspired by a Fallout boy song)
i thought my wife was joking when she said she was gunna leave me because i wouldn’t stop singing “im a believer” but then i saw her face
What do you call an elf that sings: A Wrapper
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can't u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don't care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day, he told me he was into rock music. Told me his favorite song was Down With The Syndrome. Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
What's a Parkinson's victim least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - Shake it off
What's kobe favorite song. It's going down for real
Mary had a little lamb chick chick bam no more lamb
What did micheal Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
this is so sad, Alexa play despacito
What is the twin towers least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing"
whats a child abusers favorite song
JUST BEAT ITT
This song is sus Because I’m happy CLAP along if u fell like happiness is the root What are u clapping
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "we are family"
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What's the depressed person's favorite song? Van Halen - Jump
