Song Jokes

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."

How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?

Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."

what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.

What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...

Let the bodies hit the floor.

A bedroom with a purple pillow and a pink sheet. A puddle of fluid is visible on the sheet, and a black vibrator is next to it. The text says: "I wonder what song she was singing that made her cry so much."

I thought my wife was joking when she said she was gonna leave me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I'm a believer,” but then I saw her face.

Tomorrow is Christmas, and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (Yes, this was inspired by a Fall Out Boy song.)

Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.

Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T

What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?

"They see me rolling, they hatin'."

Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...

His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...

What is a pedophile's favorite song?

Jerking off in A minor.

When someone tells me to kill myself,

Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.

What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.