Song jokes
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
Oliver Tree just died in a helicopter crash?
He doesn't have to worry about that because, according to him, life goes onionionionionionionionionionion.
Any more song suggestions?
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.