Song

Song jokes

Mama

Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."

Funeral

After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."

Memes

Son

My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.

Jay-Z

What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?

"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"

Orphan

Orphan: I love abcdefu!

Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.

Guy

Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶

People

Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?

A: "Free Fallin'"

People

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