Song jokes

What is an emo kid's favorite song?

"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.

What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.

I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...

My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.

After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."

What do you call a booty that can sing?

A crack-up!

What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?

"You broke the beat!"

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"

What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?

A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!

Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?

Because their car ran out of RHYME.

I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.

Never gonna give you up.

Any more song suggestions?

Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?

A: "Free Fallin'"

Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."

Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶

What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?

"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"

Orphan: I love abcdefu!

Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.

What is an emo's favorite song?

"Suicidal."