Song jokes
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!