What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Never gonna give you up.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Any more song suggestions?
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I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
