Song jokes
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
I can tell a joke :)
Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?
Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"