Song

Song jokes

Funeral

After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."

Son

My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.

Jay-Z

What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?

"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"

Orphan

Orphan: I love abcdefu!

Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.

Guy

Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶

People

Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?

A: "Free Fallin'"

People

Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.

Football

I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."