Song jokes
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Never gonna give you up.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Any more song suggestions?
Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."