Song jokes
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
Memes
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Never gonna give you up.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Any more song suggestions?
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I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!