Song jokes
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
According to the Police report, what did one traffic signal say to the other?
"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.
If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
What’s the most played song in Africa?
Have you ever seen the rain?
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..." The room was full of arm amputees.
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.