Song jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Never gonna give you up.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Any more song suggestions?
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Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.