Song jokes
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.