Song jokes
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
Memes
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
What’s the most played song in Africa?
Have you ever seen the rain?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
You know the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"? Apparently, Santa's the mailman.