Song jokes
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
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Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.