Song jokes
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Memes
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
You know the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"? Apparently, Santa's the mailman.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!