Song jokes
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Memes
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
You know the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"? Apparently, Santa's the mailman.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.