Song jokes
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs donโt work like they used to before."
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Memes
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" ๐๐๐
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song โHelen Keller.โ
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
You know the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"? Apparently, Santa's the mailman.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.