Song jokes
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.