Columbine High jokes

Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?

Because they lost their two best shooters...

The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.

What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.

Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.

When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...

*School shooting happens*

Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*

American student: "First time?"

Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.

What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.

My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.