Columbine High jokes

Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?

Because they lost their two best shooters...

The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.

What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.

Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.

*School shooting happens*

Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*

American student: "First time?"

Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.