Someone jokes

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."

What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?

A white elephant.

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"

If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So that they had someone to call father.

3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.

What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

Someone didn’t pull it out in time.

I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."

Why did the dick go insane?

Someone kept messing with his head.

Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”

How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?

They have a dot in the middle of the head.

So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.

There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.

My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!

So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.

20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.

Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.