He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
Someone Jokes
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
