What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."