Someone jokes
I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.