Someone jokes
I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.