Someone jokes
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Memes
My boy best friend needs to have this app rn
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.