Someone jokes

What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.

If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,

that's a big red flag!

He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"

Why do orphans go to church?

So they finally have someone to call father.

Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."

Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."

Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?

His wheelchair always backs him up.

Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?

A white elephant.

6 looks like someone facing up.

9 looks like someone facing down.

69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.

In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.

69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."

A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So that they had someone to call father.

I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"

Why do orphans go to church?

Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.

What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

Someone didn’t pull it out in time.

I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."