Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father
why does a orphan like church so much, so he ca call someone father
He was saying jokes and someone said you are on a roll
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on youtube? A very good person
Why did the dick go insane Someone kept messing with his head
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My wife is pregnant but when we get to doctors something happened..........
What happened?
A:the husband is pregnant too with someone else’s baby not the wife’s baby but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
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What is a animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bolin ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though al research that
My teacher asked the class to stand up if your dumb, no one did so she said “ comon someone must be dumb” and pointed over to the left side of the class room , lil Jonny stands up , “do you think ur dumb ,lil Jonny ?” Asked the teacher ,”no I just feel bad for you , your the only one who who’s stood up “ replied lil Jonny!
Boi you can't be talking because it someone punched you in the face you will be the one to apologize
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building? Cause they want to become super man.
Why do orphans go to church Ans: so they have someone to call father
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them, I can also tell if they are standing.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker
one day in roblox someone was arguing with me and they asked me my age. 18. they said that they were twenty two. Me: if your so smart, whats the largest daycare game on roblox? Him:Yo Hair. he said. then he left the game. and a said that is so messed up. actually that bullcrap.
