What will happen if someone kick you right in the balls? You will be like ow my nuts.
Q:What do you call brown mixed with yellow. A: someone who just ate beans
Someone:hey are you a skeleton? A skeleton: course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans
will someone play roblox adopt me with me
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
why did the orphan become a stripper? so she could have someone to call daddy
three people having sex is a threesome two people is a twosome so next time someone calls you handsome don't take it as a compliment
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him
What would a orhan ask for christmas ?
A someone
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed. "Cheese-its Christ!"
Someone was walking down the street and they some neat, Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha
An orphan goes up to someone the guy ses were are you parents
the orphan ses why do you think im wearing ripped pyjamas
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
Question: How was Covid19 born? Answer:Someone fucked batman😂
the reason why steven h died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mouse
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
Never break someone’s heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
What did John say after someone shot his leg-
Oof
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
I saw stephen king using an atm it is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down
