Someone jokes

Why do orphans love going to church?

Because they can call someone "father."

Why do orphans go to church?

Because they have someone to call "Father."

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?

At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.

Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?

He thinks she should stand up for herself.

Why do orphans have sex?

To call someone "daddy"!

Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please don't get mad, it's a joke.

What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.

How do you know someone is fucking dumb?

They put jokes that have been used several times already.

My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."

So I said, "Okay."

The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”

Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.

Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?

Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

Why did the orphan turn gay?

A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."

Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.

I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.

Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?

Because they want to feel wanted.

Why did the orphan become a stripper?

To have someone to call "daddy!"