Someone jokes

What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?

One of them has someone to mourn them.

Why do orphans want to be gay?

Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.

I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.

Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡

What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?

They cry...

They scream... with joy.

"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."

Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."

If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?

An American.

When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.

Why do orphans love going to church?

Because they can call someone "father."

Why do orphans go to church?

Because they have someone to call "Father."

Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?

He thinks she should stand up for herself.

Why do orphans have sex?

To call someone "daddy"!

Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.

Please don't get mad, it's a joke.

What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.

What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?

At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.

Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you know someone is fucking dumb?

They put jokes that have been used several times already.

My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."

So I said, "Okay."

Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.

Why did the orphan turn gay?

A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."

Why did the orphan become a stripper?

To have someone to call "daddy!"