Someone jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans love going to church?

Because they can call someone "father."

Trump

Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?

He thinks she should stand up for herself.

Threat

Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bullet

What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?

At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.

Memes

Police Officer

Please don't get mad, it's a joke.

What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.

Wheelchair

Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.

Coke

How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?

He CRACKed up.

Insert

What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?

Orthopediphilia.

Orphan

Why did the orphan turn gay?

A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."

Orphan

Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?

Because they want to feel wanted.

Time

How do you know someone is fucking dumb?

They put jokes that have been used several times already.

Yolk

What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"

Okay

My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."

So I said, "Okay."

Food

There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.

News

If you ever think no one cares about you,

kill someone, then the news will.

Relationship

Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.

Cat

Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."