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Software Jokes
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Where did the software developer go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
Fortnite Android Beta
It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
