One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
Your mom gay.exe has startled working
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting 'Remind me later' on his Windows Updates.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their Cache.
how did steven Hawkins die? he tried to update to windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft
How did Stephen hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
how many apps did he download ... well he did run out of storage
Did he hear he died of a virus? A computer virus
Sucks Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
he's not really dead, his update failed
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."
