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I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.