New Software Jokes

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.

It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID

none of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently

Hatsune miku is not from an anime

You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "not now."

Boss: how good are you at powerpoint? Me: I Excel at it. Boss: Was that a microsoft pun? Me: Word

Isnt there a software company named after your Dick?

Microsoft?

an orphan tried to make an app about orphans but their was no home page

Why dont communists like Microsoft? Because its Minecraft instead of ourcraft

if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website, when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised. Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

facial detection? more like racial detection

A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT

I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel

dam this computers stop working its got autism

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