Society jokes
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
What’s the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.