Whatโs the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.
Society Jokes
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
My dad said people shouldnโt get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Why canโt the orphan play baseball?
Because they donโt know where home is.
Why canโt orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why canโt Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs donโt make a white.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
