Society jokes
Communism is actually kinda tight.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
Memes
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What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.