Society jokes
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?