Society jokes
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.