Society jokes
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?