Society jokes
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Memes
Solve world hunger: $10 My paycheck: $10 US Government:
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."