Society jokes
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.