Society jokes
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
Culture for some reason.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.