Society jokes
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Memes
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.