Society jokes
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!