Society jokes
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Orphans are lonely.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.