Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Society Jokes
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.
Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
