Society jokes
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.