Society jokes
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
Orphans are lonely.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!