Society jokes
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
Memes
jesus
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.