Society jokes
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people.
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I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
COVID is like fashion…
We started hearing about it in Italy…
Became popular in LA and NYC…
Florida ignored it…
And it was all made in China in the end.